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I write for brands,
goofs, and film.
I also do ghostwriting and create very important quizzes.
Click the green highlights to test your wits on all the crucial stuff: Mao, porn, clown music, etc.
Identify if each phrase is from a bag of expensive yoga pants or the founder of the People's Republic of China.
Going from just the title, guess if the film is a 2018 Lifetime movie or an AVN-nominated* porn.
Is it a song by twice-Platinum Detroit horror-clown rap rock duo Insane Clown Posse or is it an IPA beer?
Was it said by Mama Gump in Forrest Gump or by Jim Jones in his final speech at Jonestown?
*Adult Video News Awards aka "the Oscars of Porn"
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