KAT THEK
creative nonsense
Sometimes I do copywriting for brands and sometimes I do jokey writing for funny people and places.
Other times I do ghostwriting, often for very specific audiences, like when Paula Poundstone hosted the Audie Awards and needed a bunch of jokes about audiobooks. I love a niche.
I also like to write quizzes. Click the green highlights to test your wits on all the important stuff: Mao, porn, clown music, etc.
Identify if each phrase is from a bag of expensive yoga pants or the founder of the People's Republic of China.
Sample: "Nature wants us to be mediocre."
Going from just the title, guess if the film is a 2018 Lifetime movie or an AVN-nominated* porn.
Sample: "Party Mom"
Is it a song by twice-Platinum Detroit horror-clown rap rock duo Insane Clown Posse or is it an IPA beer?
Sample: "Gargoyle Love Song"
Was it said by Mama Gump in Forrest Gump or by Jim Jones in his final speech at Jonestown?
Sample: "Vacation's when you go somewhere and you never come back."
*Adult Video News Awards aka "the Oscars of Porn"