KAT THEK
creative nonsense
Sometimes I do copywriting for brands and sometimes I do jokey writing for funny people and places.
Other times I do ghostwriting, often for very specific audiences, like when Paula Poundstone hosted the Audie Awards and needed a bunch of jokes about the audiobook industry. I love a niche.
I also like to write comedic quizzes. Here are some favorites (click the title for the full quiz):
Identify if each phrase is from a bag of expensive yoga pants or the founder of the People's Republic of China.
Sample: "Nature wants us to be mediocre."
Going from just the title, guess if the film is a 2018 Lifetime movie or an AVN-nominated* porn.
Sample: "Party Mom"
Is it a song by twice-Platinum Detroit horror-clown rap rock duo Insane Clown Posse or is it an IPA beer?
Sample: "Gargoyle Love Song"
Was it said by Forrest Gump's mom or by Jim Jones in his final speech at Jonestown?
Sample: "Vacation's when you go somewhere and you never come back."
*Adult Video News Awards aka "the Oscars of Porn"