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After Donald Trump won the presidency, I posted pull-tab signs soliciting absurd haikus to help power my "teleportation device" out of the present dimension. ​


All submissions were posted online to help fellow weary teleporters. ​


A few favorites:

He saw the latest

Star Wars Movie and said it

needed more JarJar.


He grabbed her pussy

But in the end, he could not

Reach into her heart.


How does the world end?

Not with a bang, but with a 

Cheeto with small hands.





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