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KAT THEK
creative nonsense
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TELEPORTATION FUEL
After Donald Trump won the presidency, I posted pull-tab signs soliciting absurd haikus to help power my "teleportation device" out of the present dimension. ​
All submissions were posted online to help fellow weary teleporters. ​
A few favorites:
He saw the latest
Star Wars Movie and said it
needed more JarJar.
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He grabbed her pussy
But in the end, he could not
Reach into her heart.
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How does the world end?
Not with a bang, but with a
Cheeto with small hands.
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