Were you planning to epically prank Betsy DeVos by untying her $40-million yacht (named SeaQuest) but were beat to the punch by a more industrious hooligan? 

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Jade Shames and I wrote some more *classic* DeVos pranks for Robot Butt, available here.

 

My personal favorite: Give the dressage horses haircuts like polo horses. Can you imagine?!​ 

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