After Donald Trump won the presidency, I posted pull-tab signs soliciting absurd haikus to help power my "teleportation device" out of the present dimension. ​

 

All submissions were posted online to help fellow weary teleporters. ​

 

A few favorites:

He saw the latest

Star Wars Movie and said it

needed more JarJar.

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He grabbed her pussy

But in the end, he could not

Reach into her heart.

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How does the world end?

Not with a bang, but with a 

Cheeto with small hands.